The transgendered voice of reason in the Willis house, Ava is the only transwoman capable of tolerating Angie.
- DESCRIPTION: Quillsville’s well-known and well-established transwoman, former Quillsville Central High School basketball center (she scored most three pointers scored during high school)
- FULL NAME: Aeverine Melanie Florence Willis (born Frank Michael Willis)
- OCCUPATION: Saleswoman of retail and retail accessories with honor and dignity. Manager of Craven Gifts in Quillsville
- THE TWO WOMEN IN HER LIFE: Her wife Angie and her truck Marla.
- QUOTE: “Nobody likes a knowitall who sits around talking about their genitalia (his ding-dong or her ho-ho).”
- DREAM VACATION: All expenses paid month-long landscaping workshop at the Lawn Care Academy of America
- EMBARRASSING IMPERFECTION: An enlarged clitoris and having a boyfriend while attending Port Melissa Univeristy.
- VOICED BY: Ava Zinn (normal voice), Melvin Runecraft (evil voice), and Frank Davidson (pre-transition)
- FIRST APPEARANCE: “Pilot” (S01 E01)